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Friday, June 29
ACTUAL LETTERS SENT TO LANDLORDS1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."
2. "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."
3. "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my nob off."
4. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."
5. "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."
6. "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
7. "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."
8. "When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."
posted by Drea Beth on 4:23 AM
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Thursday, June 28
Fuck fuck fuck..........i fucked upposted by Drea Beth on 10:38 PM
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Sunday, June 24
Sunflower Fort UpdateMorning Mc, I just checked out your webpage and it reminded me to update
you on the fort. I watered it yesterday and pulled a few weeds.
Surprisingly, quite a few of the sunflowers made it through the
hailstorm! The fort might not have as thick of walls as we intended but
there are sunflowers and morning glories that lived through the golfball
size hail!!(we put some in the freezer to show the kids) AND I think
you'll be able to tell where windows and walls are!
We had the house insurance guy here but haven't heard back yet. My car
insurance man will be here this coming week sometime. My poor car is
dented up!! My ragtop got two rips!!
broken!
Yesterday we had an absolutely gorgeous day, just the right amount of
breeze. Now it looks like it might rain again!
My allergies have really flared up bad, my chest even hurts. Coughing,
sneezing, itchy eyes, runny nose. The whole gauntlet.
So, you started smoking huh? What kind of stress made you do such a dumb
thing??
Gotta go! Have a GREAT day! See ya the 4th! Dana and kids MIGHT come
too!
Love yas, (kisses and hugs to the kids)
Mom
posted by Drea Beth on 7:32 PM
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Thursday, June 21
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT AT THE OFFICE AREN'T:10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office it isn't:
1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN LAW AREN'T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law it isn't
1. Think you can get me off?
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf it isn't:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
posted by Drea Beth on 2:04 AM
It's late and again, I can't sleep. I do not like this one bit. I can't even get into the book I'm reading. I am distracted, thinking many things. Like about love, kids, sex, health, school.......I could go on here but I wont. I think when it is in the weeee morn' hours, I tend to get a little silly and start thinking up tons of weird shit. 143
posted by Drea Beth on 1:57 AM
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Wednesday, June 20
Phewwww! I needed this,
Horoscopes for Wednesday, June 20, 2001
Pisces (February 19 to March 20) - The Sun is in Gemini and the Moon is in Gemini. No point in arguing now. Let the others have their way. Hide out in a safe place and wait for the dust to clear. This is as bad as it gets. Tomorrow will be better.
posted by Drea Beth on 2:56 PM
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Tuesday, June 19
Daily Thought
"Convincing yourself doesn't win an argument."
- Robert Half
posted by Drea Beth on 9:08 AM
Latest News - The Stephen Hawking Pages
Oh My God! Why would the USA news TV tell us that he died a year ago if he did not?
All this time I thought he had passed...I must know the truth. P.S. I hate the states!
posted by Drea Beth on 12:02 AM
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Monday, June 18
Stephen Hawking's UniverseMaybe no big deal to anyone else...but I read this book and others by him and I loved it. I found out he had passed away only after I finished the book...I was sad for days! I think a lot of times that all the great thinkers are dead so where does that leave us? This book is what got my heart racing in the first place to become an astronomer. So much to do so little time to do it. I will myself the strength to go on and fulfill my dreams!!
posted by Drea Beth on 11:45 PM
Sunflower fort update........
Snip from e-mail>>
Hi Mc, just a quick note. We got hit with hail this morning. Broke one
of the skylights, damage to siding, dents in my car, and flowerbeds are
stripped. Sunflower fort not looking too good!! Gotta run. Hope you all
are o.k. Love yas, Mom
posted by Drea Beth on 11:21 AM
Well...I am going to try this one more time.Wish me luck!
posted by Drea Beth on 8:59 AM
oohhhhhh i'm crying now....all day at this and it still wont work...SHIT
posted by Drea Beth on 1:42 AM
OK If it dosen't work this time I quit blogger!!!
posted by Drea Beth on 1:29 AM
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Sunday, June 17
FUCK I give up....anyone know how to do this stupid code?...please e-mail me! I want to put the dates in the top green table and the body in the blue...it shouldn't be this hard! what am I forgeting?posted by Drea Beth on 7:46 PM
oo ooooo this is pissing me right the fuck off!!!
posted by Drea Beth on 7:13 PM
scary squirrel world
This is for you Jason
posted by Drea Beth on 11:14 AM
* Sorry folks...*
I think i'm gonna have to take a few days off for a while. I need to get out more and start doing more. So, Until I'm back...See you!
Be good, and have fun.
Thanks for everything.
posted by Drea Beth on 12:19 AM
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Saturday, June 16
Across the ocean......From my friends to yours... Have a nice day.
posted by Drea Beth on 10:49 PM
Daily Thoughts
Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy. Hope makes all things work.
- Unknown
posted by Drea Beth on 1:29 PM
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I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
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TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Timothy McVeigh counted down his final hours Sunday in a stark isolation cell, described as confronting death in good spirits and confident he is the ''victor'' in his twisted one-man war against the government. McVeigh spent the day in the 9-by-14 foot cell, a short walk from the execution chamber, phoning family and writing letters as he awaited death by chemical injection at 8 a.m. ET Monday. His last meal included two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
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and if you believe in dreams I was peaking and if you believe in dreams I'm so impatient I know by now that you'll arrive I miss you
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DENVER — U.S. District Judge Richard Matsch denied a request Wednesday by the lawyers of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh to delay his execution. Lawyers had asked for time to analyze thousands of suppressed FBI documents. Matsch said McVeigh's execution will proceed as scheduled on June 11.
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Well who will be the first to sign my *New* Guest book? I think I know whom...But I think I will keep it a secret. (143).
As of late I have been spending All my time online. (And They say the Internet is a dying fad give me a break!) Any-hoo (Yes it's a Yank thing Skull). Well I should be doing countless other things with my life besides sitting here typing away...the kids think life revolves around mom's computer (it does doesn't it?) but good things have been happening! Yes as you've read in my last post I took up smoking again ...why you ask...well not naming names (G-J) its all your fault. No, no I'm joking of course! I'm just stressed and it helps the hollow pain of hurt leave my chest (until cancer kicks in) (No offense I'm not joking). I have been doing a lot of reading online about web design and programming and soon hope to CO-found a business with Skull. I am looking forward to it! We just need a name (hint, hint) Interesting things across an ocean will be a new update to look for, I'll try for every day.
Today for starters I have these little inside jokes
Well... I hope you enjoyed this little insight on how the world is different...and it's OK!
posted by Drea Beth on 12:01 AM
Friday, June 15
Cancer Meter I started smoking...woo hoo...i look cool, no not really but it helps whith the stress! When I quit I will change the meeter to a quiting meter. LOL
posted by Drea Beth on 11:03 PM
Wednesday, June 13
misc
posted by Drea Beth on 11:20 PM
IP info
posted by Drea Beth on 11:19 PM
Click to read more!!!
The Onion A.V. Club | Savage Love
I've known plenty of whores in my time and, without exception, each regarded deflowering male virgins as an almost sacred trust. Be clean, be respectful, wear a condom, and tip the lady.
posted by Drea Beth on 3:13 PM
Holy Shit this is funny
Surgeon General: Americans Have Gigantic Fat AssesAmericans are alternately described as "porkers," "wide loads," and "friggin' whales," attributes the fat asses primarily to poor eating habits, with diets heavy on sugar, starches, and saturated fats. It also cites Americans' lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyles as factors in the trend toward "huge bucket-butts.
"The Surgeon General said the solution to the national health crisis lies in obese citizens "somehow dredging up the shred of dignity needed to drag their rotund, repellent posteriors to a gym, for Christ's sake." He also encouraged those with American Fat-Ass Syndrome, or AFAS, to "lay off the sour-cream-and-chive Ruffles."
posted by Drea Beth on 3:06 PM
Mysterious X-Ray Objects Revealed in Andromeda Galaxy The Andromeda Galaxy, the closest spiral galaxy to our own (2.6 million light years away), is a unique object for the study of X-ray astronomy. M31 is in many respects similar to the Milky Way and even called its "twin sister."
posted by Drea Beth on 2:14 PM
Chicken Pies for the Soul, 'Monkeyfishing' in Florida
posted by Drea Beth on 8:33 AM
Tuesday, June 12
Today's Joke
A REDNECK LETTER
Dear Son,
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
posted by Drea Beth on 10:55 AM
Monday, June 11
Sunflower Fort UPDATE.....
Snip>Good Morning Mc, I just went out to check the garden out. The fort has popped through the ground! Even some of the morning glories came up already. So let the kids know they did good work cuz the seeds came up, we now have sunflowers growing! This humidity is something else! Mark says his corn likes it.
posted by Drea Beth on 2:09 PM
McVeigh spends last hours in isolation cell
posted by Drea Beth on 6:17 AM
Sunday, June 10
It is a lovely day, the sun is shining and there is a cool breeze blowing through my opened door. 20 feet away from me sits a small bird, loudly talking, on the handle of my son’s bike. It has been sitting there for an hour, not moving, calling out like a young child who has lost his parents. The song of many other birds surrounds this lonely bird and I, as if to say, "we will sing our spring love songs for you two". They say a bird can love a fish but where would they make there home? I have been told by the earth its self.... That the bird is my love and there is a place made for two with our names on it.
posted by Drea Beth on 10:51 AM
Saturday, June 9
Björk / POST / I Miss You / The lyrics
I miss you
but I haven't met you yet
so special
but it hasn't happened yet
you are gorgeous
but I haven't met you yet
I remember
but it hasn't happened yet
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
I will meet you
but it hasn't happened yet
I haven't been given
my best souvenir
I miss you
but I haven't met you yet
I know your habits
but wouldn't recognize you yet
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
I will meet you
I can't stand the wait
when will I get my cuddle?
who are you?
by the time I stop waiting
posted by Drea Beth on 10:54 PM
bjork.community
posted by Drea Beth on 10:50 PM
Real.com - Guide - Download Music - GenresHometown: Iceland
Bjork is hard to pin down and trace. Pointing to her pre-solo incarnations as a jazz singer, a Crass Records punk and an international pop star with the Sugarcubes only shows a fraction of her depth. Since her Debut in 1993, she has created a symbiosis between academic music and pop with her hands holding a score by Karlheinz Stockhausen while her feet dance to the faceless sounds of rave culture. Masterfully, her music never flies out into obscurity or stoops to obviousness. Working with producers and remixers such as Nellee Hooper, Howie B., Alec Empire and Plaid, she consistently changes strategies, keeping her sound contemporary, gently nudging at the edges of the mainstream. While she takes these adventurous turns through her career, her versatile voice is unmistakable. She displays wide emotional range from the contained rage of "Army of Me" to the explosive joy of "It's Oh So Quiet" to the ethereal bliss of "All Is Full of Love." All her music is a unique well of superlative perfection.
posted by Drea Beth on 10:46 PM
Something's Gotten Hold of My, Nick Cave, the Bad Seeds (100 Hit Lyrics, (go.to/gurol))Painting my sleep with a colour so bright
Changing the grey, and changing the blue
Scarlet for me, and scarlet for you
posted by Drea Beth on 12:43 PM
Horoscopes for Saturday, June 9, 2001
Pisces (February 19 to March 20) - The Sun is in Gemini and the Moon is going from Capricorn into Aquarius. Meet with friends early, for excellent advice. You don't have to fix a loved one's problem, by the way. If he or she does it, the lesson will be better learned.
Wow very interesting isn't it. It is exactly what I was thinking.
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend."
- Albert Camus
Yesterday was one of the best days in my life!! It also was the anniversary of one of the worst days of my life. Thank you for getting me through that day and turning it into a good memory!!!
LOVE ME
posted by Drea Beth on 10:13 AM
Friday, June 8
Is the World 
Or is it jus me?
posted by Drea Beth on 9:59 AM
ABCNEWS.com : Spirits Screwup Has Russia Saying Nyet to New VodkaM O S C O W, June 7 — If you thought an energy shortage in California was trouble, try running dry on vodka in Russia.
posted by Drea Beth on 9:56 AM
Thursday, June 7
GOOD the son of a bitch!!!
posted by Drea Beth on 8:35 AM
Wednesday, June 6
Is my new set up working?
posted by Drea Beth on 7:25 PM