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Tuesday, October 16

A list of all the different types of poopies around. Try to classify yours in this list.
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Aftershock Poopie
This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
Ambush Poopie
That's when you're in public and you think you have to fart, but you get a sneak attack squirt instead.
Back to Nature Poopie
This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. Beware of poison ivy wipes.
Banana Poopie
Yellowish-brown poopie in the shape of a banana. Almost good enough to peel and eat!
"Bomb's Away" Poopie
This one is distinguised by the whistle through the air and the loud thud when it hits ground zero. Outhouses only! (a.k.a. "Da Bomb!")
Burning Poopie
What's spicy coming in is spicy going out!
Chills & Thrills Poopie
The arctic air has frozen your hands so there's no telling if it's your hand or the paper you're wiping that blessing up with.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Cliffhanger Poopie
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last clinging poopie to drop off, because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
Corn Poopie
Self explanatory!
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posted by Drea Beth on 4:09 PM

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